Processing consumes a week.  And when political strife,
severe weather, and large lottery jackpots conspire to occur
simultaneous to one another?... sometimes longer
See the Problem?

Prayers for luxuries and events of the moment simply
arrive too late- well past the time frame in which they
can be effectively addressed.  No Biggie, these petitions
are usually short-sighted and selfish anyway.
Only those prayers requesting intervention in
life-long efforts can be processed as they carry no
self-imposed expiration date.  Unfortunately
prayers in this category are quite rare (but,
probably explain the things and events that are
good in this world).  
That’s a shame cuz..

God has a very nice processing system along with a large pool of
very competent Assistants who work for free.  Sadly, productivity
and efficiency are chronically challenged...It is the consuming
process of repacking invalid petitions to be forwarded to the
‘Lesser Baron’ at the North Pole.  
You can only begin to imagine the equipment and staffing nightmare as the
population of prayer capable organisms- on earth alone- has expanded to
over 6 7 billion!
Prayer Central
Thank God for Atheists!
Universe
Health Care
NOW!
Longer
Centuries
Better
Benes!
.
Overworked and underpaid, the eternal
employee has but 1 consolation...
X

Change we
can Believe
in!
left
right
left
right

The Great Creator is stationed no place other then the center of
it all....  All things take time but then again none...
Presuming no delays attributable to catastrophe in the universe...
a prayer will reach ‘Prayer Central in       earth-days
As demand for service continues to expand, these charitable yet,
overworked Prayer-Central employees can often be heard reporting in
concert...

thank God

atheists

As demand for service continues to expand, these charitable yet, overworked Prayer-Central employees can often be heard reporting in concert...


And the Not So...
the millenially