So glad you asked...
NATIONAL N-WORD DAY
This is not a holiday...This is not an annual event. This is a one-time, one-day national event
held some time in the near future.
Here's how it works...
In every city, in every state the 'National N-Word Festival' commences simultaneously ('West
Coasters' will need to get up a little earlier). All forms of ethnic foods and traditions (this
includes hot dogs, apple pie, and square dancing) will flavor the activities leading to the 'Main
|The 'Main Event' occurs simultaneously-for all participants-at the top of the hour (or not). It is led
by a 'National Figure' (yet to volunteer) with an audio/video link to all participating sites. As the
designated minute approaches, the Emcee commences the count-down from 10-to-1 with the
instruction to the masses that upon reaching '1' all attendees are instructed by the Emcee...
|yell the N-Word!...
Louder you fuckers!
One more time for good measure!
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP...
The official definition of "nigger" now reads in all American Dictionaries...
"This word officially means nothing" (pretty much what it meant in the first place)
It will then be a word to be freely used by all who find circumstance in which the individual
imagination is, for some reason, finds self restricted... painfully constrained through the lack of
anything more creative to say.
Address the 'King' and the rest will follow...,
It will then be a word to be freely used by all who lack anything more creative to say